Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My girlfriend was named after my fridgeConversation in pub one lunchtime:
Workmate 1: "Do anything good at the weekend?"
Me: "Yeah, I met a girl on Saturday night at this club. Oh yeah, and I bought a new fridge. Bosch."
Workmate 2: "Bosch? Is she German?"
So that's what she was known as (apart from by my mates who called her "Sourpuss" apparently, not without good reason...)
Some other ones from school/uni:
"Parsley" - as he looked like Parsley the Lion
"Melon" - he had a head shaped like a melon (well, kind of)
"Richard Fuck" - every other word he uttered was an expletive. Not Tourettes, just foul mouthed.
"Bullshit Bill" - a compulsive liar of the highest order. Pretty much anything he said was a whopping lie.
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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 23 May 2006, 18:11,
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