Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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genitalia related nicknames...and a gopher
I am currently known to a couple of my mates as 'Minge' something I'm not overly happy about. It's a crap story though cos it only comes from adding a couple of letters onto the end of my name (benjamin...ge).
However I've got off lightly compared to my friend Pete who is commonly known as 'Clit boy'. His last name being Loveridge...
Also had a geography teacher at school who was called 'Gopher'. Vaguely amusing, as he did look like one, but not as funny as the time some sixth formers locked him in his own cupboard and wouldn't let him out until he admitted he was , indeed, a gopher.
( , Tue 23 May 2006, 19:28, Reply)
I am currently known to a couple of my mates as 'Minge' something I'm not overly happy about. It's a crap story though cos it only comes from adding a couple of letters onto the end of my name (benjamin...ge).
However I've got off lightly compared to my friend Pete who is commonly known as 'Clit boy'. His last name being Loveridge...
Also had a geography teacher at school who was called 'Gopher'. Vaguely amusing, as he did look like one, but not as funny as the time some sixth formers locked him in his own cupboard and wouldn't let him out until he admitted he was , indeed, a gopher.
( , Tue 23 May 2006, 19:28, Reply)
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