Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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There was a guy at our school who was pretty huge, and his tits were enormous.
I gave him the nickname "Gillette", which caught on pretty well, even with people who didn't know the reason.
Gillette! The breasts a man can get.
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 22:46, Reply)
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