Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My sister and I have ridiculous names for everyoneshe calls me Diplo (short for diplodocus cus I'm not very diplomatic) and I call her Junior (imaginatively so, as she is the youngest but also because she looks like Junior the Gorg off Fraggle Rock). She is also known as Pookie, Pooga, Poogapants and Princess Pugalilla. We call our mum Moominmama or Ma-na-mama as she looks like the pink things in that Muppet video that go "do-dooo-do-do-do". My dad is nicknamed Cockatoo because of his dodgy haircut. Our cats are also known as Spagpuss (likes spag bol, freak cat) and Hobo / Bobo.
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 23:23, Reply)
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