Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Our French teacherhad the distinction of only possessing one ear. On the other side of his head were just a couple of pathetic flaps of skin protruding like fins.
All his ear-related nickames were forgotten though, on the day a rumour went round the school that he had opened his locker on the main corridor and a pile of porn mags had fallen out.
No eyewitness could verify this, yet it was KNOWN to be TRUE, and he was referred to ever after as Ol' Porno.
(, Wed 24 May 2006, 22:21, Reply)
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