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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Cruel Teenage Years!
Oh the piss my friends and I would rip out of some of our more unfortunate peers!

Syph - Vincent Dean, initials? VD nuff said.

Biohazzard - Simon Stapleton, the most unhygenic little scrote on earth.

Tusk - Can't remember the name but he was bigger than a walrus!

Cockroach - Craig, who had a hideous insect like face.

Beanhead - Adam Rosevere, head looked like a bean.

Ringpiece - Ryan Sole... R.Sole!

And last but by no means least...

SpunkGun - Daniel Harris. While waiting in an empty corridor to be given a bollocking by the headmistress, He decieded to calm him self down by putting his hand in his pocket and holding his tool. this is not unusual behavior for danny. unfortunatly he gets a little to relaxed and spluffs in his pants as the head summons him into her office! He was getting a bollocking for being caught in that same act in the changing rooms that morning, and to his ultimate horror, his parents are sat in the office waiting for him as he walks in with a fresh load of full cream dribbling down his leg!

Poor fucker!
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 13:02, Reply)

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