Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Mucky lass, even at that age
There was a (in all probability, considering we were all 12, completely false) rumour going round our school that this girl, Tracey, had been caught sticking a pencil up her chuff.
She was thereafter dubbed Tracy Pencil Shagger, soon shortened to Tracy Pencil. They were an imaginitive lot, those gossip-mongers.
( , Thu 25 May 2006, 13:49, Reply)
There was a (in all probability, considering we were all 12, completely false) rumour going round our school that this girl, Tracey, had been caught sticking a pencil up her chuff.
She was thereafter dubbed Tracy Pencil Shagger, soon shortened to Tracy Pencil. They were an imaginitive lot, those gossip-mongers.
( , Thu 25 May 2006, 13:49, Reply)
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