My better half
has some 'Take-That'.

Do I win a prize?

.or that latest Sophie Ellis Bexter thing where she goes on about changing, and includes lyrics about -
-but I'll still change my underwear...
...and..
...I tried to change a tyre but it wasn't my thing...


My worse record is 'SUNTAN' by Stan.
Suntan - on my nose
Suntan - between my toes
Suntan - around my eyes
Suntan - all down my thighs
What have I got? - Suntan
and what do you want - Suntan!

etc - ad lib et vom.
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Thu 4 Dec 2003, 12:15, Reply)