My pearoast - illness abounds
My former student pal was ill constantly after leaving home for the first time. In fact all of his 5 flat mates kept on having periods of nasty tummy bugs, diahorrea (yeah spelled correctly first time sans google) and vomiting bugs. No doctor could cure their symptoms without them returning a few days later. No-one was very happy, some left.
The solution was, gaggingly,found upon a sudden return home by my pal - only to find his youngest and most clueless co-habitant washing up using the toilet brush just as he had seen his mom do the same in her kitchen.
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 18:59, 10 replies)

Actually....
It's Diarrhoea
(superfly78, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:02, closed)

Lol irony.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:58, closed)

Students? Eating shit?
Shenanigans methinks
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:05, closed)

i think he means
the student had seen his mum using one of those godawful toilet-brush lookalike scrubbers, when all cultured people use a sponge or have jeeves do it, and had assumed it was actually the toilet brush. still a bit far-fetched, the boy must have been a grade A simpleton
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:48, closed)

his mum
is obviously as much of a dirty cunt as he is
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:19, closed)

Did you really write that, and send it, with a little speech about your spelling excellence, without making sure you did it right?
Hahaha
(shanterbabs, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 19:20, closed)

^this^

( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:52, closed)

I've
Just sicked up a little in my mouth!
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56, closed)

Fuck
me.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:39, closed)

Finger to lips, puffed out cheeks
...hurp...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 23:15, closed)