out with business lads
last week. a few new clients, we were getting drunk, having a few funny stories.

Then the topic got onto rude jokes, everyone said theirs.... then i dropped a rape joke clanger.

at that point, everyone chose to use the toilets and make phone calls.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:14, 8 replies)

You joked about raping a clanger?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:16, closed)

You have to wonder...
...what that would sound like.

How would you know whether the sounds they made were cries for help or a secret and shameful acknowledgement of how much they were enjoying their "ordeal".

Yeah right, she was asking for it. Look at her in her skimpy bikini, with those come to bed eyes.

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(OTT, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, closed)

I hate it when that happens
you think you have the measure of your audience and then they take offence, "Oh sure! It's ok to joke about dead babies but the minute I joke about raping a dead baby all of a sudden i've gone too far"

I dont even know why I bother doing childrens parties anymore...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:22, closed)

haha
I like your post.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, closed)

s parties
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, closed)

tell us the joke

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, closed)

Come on spill it.


I’m all rev’d up and ready to take offence
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:12, closed)

Did you know...
four out of five people enjoy gang rape
(placenta pug life, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:13, closed)

The safer alternative is:
Did you know that only one in seven dwarves is happy?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:24, closed)

haha actually some one had already said this joke
so taking it as 'ok' for this calibre of joke, I followed up with

Man in a bar with his mate, man turns to his mate and says
"do you know - I can have any girl in this bar if I wanted to"
"Really?" his mate replies. " How is that then?"


"because im a rapist"



queue tumble weeds , and the sound of wind.......
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)

that is a confusing social situation!
(placenta pug life, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:25, closed)

OF COURSE THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
the funny version is 9 out of 10. Spock never liked that joke either. Mind you as Kirk used to say, the needs of the many and all that.
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:42, closed)

Maybe you just reminded them all of how they wanted to go and rape someone

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:31, closed)

heheh
either that, or brought back terrible surpressed memories
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, closed)