Ice cream
the correct way to eat ice-cream is a couple of scoops in a dish. The wrong way is to not bother with the bowl and just get the tub from the freezer and steadily work at it with a small spoon until you suddenly realise you've eaten nearly half a litre plus all the sauce and toffee bits off the top and wondering why you feel ill.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:46, 9 replies)

fuck yeah
the whole tub is the correct way.
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:03, closed)

I thought there was a law...
about returning the tub to the freezer at all. Once out, all gone.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:15, closed)

i always do this
ben and jerry's cookie dough is the best flavour ever. i will painstakingly fish out every cookie chunk and bin the rest. i don't know why it doesn't occur to me that it would be cheaper just to buy a packet of cookies rather than to bin most of a five quid tub of ice cream.

and no, you cannot put a skanky part eaten tub back in the freezer... erlack, all those frozen fork marks and missing cookie chunks... vile!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:34, closed)

Just out of interest
when and why did you start saying 'erlack'?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:57, closed)

Would you kindly explain this to my sister
I have seen her crack a four litre tub, scoop the middle out, fill the hole with MILO, and eat the lot in one sitting. But it's not her fault she's massively obese....NOOOOOOOO.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:41, closed)

bloody hell..
I feel ill just reading that.
(wuckfit Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:00, closed)

Depends
On whether the gorging is an extreme one off and/or accompanied by a copious amount of exercise.

Guessing not though ;)
( Cloudane, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:25, closed)

buy smaller tubs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 20:33, closed)

Use chopsticks
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:52, closed)