right
i'm going to murder one of my co-workers
( Badger of Honour, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)

Shove a keyboard up their arse

( Dobsky, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)

wireless too

( Badger of Honour, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)

does that count as a confession

Admissable in a court of law?

*monitors yahoo news for any horrible office murders*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)

I have no cow-orkers
therefore I win.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

already buried under the patio?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

make a website where people can vote
for who you kill next

pure web gold
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

that is a fucking ace
idea
( Badger of Honour, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

you would make the newsletter
for sure
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)

Yay!
Post 123456!
Any bastard sad enough to have checked this deserves shooting, too.
( Malchick, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 19:55, archived)

*shoots self*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 9 Nov 2004, 13:13, archived)

Hahaha.
Loser.
( Malchick, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 0:13, archived)

Oooh.
Almost a year now...
( Malchick, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

well over one now.

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 16:32, archived)

*shoots self*

(Lord Gibbon, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 18:46, archived)

Why am *I* still here?
*cries*
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

*gets shot by malchick*

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 4:56, archived)

*ducks*

( Newington, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)

Right...
*peers at Cluedo cards*
*scribbles on little bit of notepaper*
Right... I guess...
Take It! in the office with... with the holepunch.
( Comma, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

Haha
I accuse the Network Admin in the photocopier room with the staple remover.
( Newington, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)

At random?
*glances round office*

You sure you're down in that London?
( Dekazer, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

ay ay ay
though if you're no where near pall mall you're safe*



*ish
( Badger of Honour, Mon 8 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)