Don't fucking bet on it.
/not helping
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)

In 6 months
you can get to most places and back. Unless he's been posted to a war zone.

Edit: Scotland to Middelsborough? That's hardly anything, pah.
( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)

I thought she meant she wasn't going to see him AT ALL for six months?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)

She seems to think
Scotland is the end of the Earth.

Here be dragons.
( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)

I wish MY other half lived as near as Scotland! Fucking hell...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:49, archived)

I spent a year
with someone who lived in North Wales - now that was a challenge ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)

On the basis that you might run into Sprinkles or SSG?
Jesus...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)

Yeah
I escaped that fate.

*shudder*
( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)

Who's SSG?
And what are they like?
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:58, archived)

Sir Sand Goblin.
And, a wanker.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:08, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeemooooooooooooooooooo
:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)

When she finally gets back here,
I'll think of you as I'm sliding it in, and smile...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)

GAYER

( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:59, archived)

Yup.
As gay as they cum. :P
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)

Incorrect placement of vowels there

( bloobloo, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)

Indeed
In wrote Middelsex on something earlier today too.

Spakcy fingers ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)

Tee hee,
you said sex!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)