JSA
I am guessing thats the dole on not the Korean Border.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)

Job Seekers Allowance.
They also equip you with a net and a spear, for job hunting.

Loincloth optional.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)

surely in this day and age
they'd equip you with something a little more hi-tech than a loincloth
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)

Spandex boob-tubes for the ladies.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

it's a polyster/teflon/acrylic blend once
so it's drip-dry and non-iron.
How much more modern can it get?
( Dangermouse., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)

Nah, it's *Jobe* Seekers' Allowance.
You get issued with a realistic otter costume.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)

I would do that for free
just to see the look on his face. It would be like trigger happy TV.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

We should all dress up like that for the Christmas bash, without telling him first.
And then act completely normally when he enters the pub. That'd be great.

I hope he isn't lurking now.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

You'd all walk into a pub
dressed as otters ?

You'd be beaten to death with spades.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

with by
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)