Great.... now this is stuck in my head.
Montag Lieben Glauten Loben
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a b3ta-guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing

Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a b3ta-guy

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

So don't debate, player straight
you know he really doesn't get it anyway
gonna play the field, keep it real
But for you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabees, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing


Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a "13" but they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate, player straight
you know he really doesn't get it anyway
gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

I just read the first and last words
they were fucking ace.

Thanks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

oh 9onzo
don't start
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

Yes, I see.

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

haiku friday
this is far too long
a valiant attempt but
still far too long, fuck
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

Five seven, then five
Pref'rably something seas'nal,
Robert's your uncle.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

Copying and pasting Offspring lyrics
does not a conversation make.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

You really didn't bother, did you
in an effort to salvage this thread:
www.explosm.net/comics/770/
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

I am happy to film this

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

nice of you to change two words
and post the whole fucking song.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

Not bad.. 6/10.... could use a little work
eg. Can always go on b3ta/board
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)