I've decided to stop trying to be amusing and do ART instead:
EAT MY ART.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

That better not be one of your turds with eyes stuck to it.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

pfft

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

that's an excellent idea
*goes to do that*

watch this space
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

I demand an exhibition.
Your profile pictures all put on one site.
With some kind of cryptic password to get on, that only us strange lot would get.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

here
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=20609
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

aha clever
d'you see what he did there? d'you see?
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

MAGIC!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

I have just defecated
I have abnormally liquid faeces.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

That'll be the spunk

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

*notes*

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

That's not an owl
it's a queer with feathers stuck to him.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

get thee back thou foul creature
back to amusing
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

That is very good
not haha you're bonkers good, just very good.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

This.

( Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

I think we have moved forward on the Life thing

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

*spins the wheel in the centre of the board*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

*collects £200*
*moves to Leicester Square*
*drinks it*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

*buys the next round*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

Is this some kind of
Game of Life/Monopoly crossover of which I have previously been unaware?
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

*claims rent*


+boy
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

it's like an entry to the turner prize for emo's

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

this is going in the book

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

Go get me published Claire.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

l hed
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

yes.
go on.
this ought to be great.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

I imagined it in a Lancastrian accent
'Gore get me pewbis Clure'
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)