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I decided not to look at at b3ta today between 12pm and 2pm today as I basically can imitate it in my mind when I am not here. It goes as follows:
a) OMG what did you have for lunch?
b) "Girl": *Something that a fucking child and/or cat would do. As it apparently seems "cute"*
c) Boys reply on mass to point B.
d) Poetry. Boring fucking poetry.
e) OMG what did you have for lunch?
f) "My job is shit. I am so bored."
g) MySpace link
h) BBC Link
i) A link which is on /links
j) Crossposting
k) That BBC link again


...and so forth, repeat 'til fade.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)
I like this
JMG Speaks the Truth.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)
But that is b3ta.
It's like that all the time.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)
No no no..
Once you reach around 8pm it's Piston_Broke lying about his sex life or asking about bashes.


I think I should compile a time sheet of what happens. Every single day.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)
Yes.
THAT would certainly prove you are not sad like these people.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
BALDMONKEY!
In Rio he is known as "El Chimpio el Hairio Reeecedingarrrriho!!!"
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
My clique knows more about what they say in Rio than your clique.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:12, archived)
My clique is basically just me.
And ME knows LOADS about Rio.


*Sambas*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)
Where does she dance?

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)
UNDER DA SEEEEAA!!
Or if it's rained off, on the beach.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)
on my glans

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)
Copyist!

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
I quite like the 6am-9am lot.
That and the Aussies coming on from 3am-6am.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
I'm having a bash.
You should come, you big shit.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
There'd be hell on if I went to a bash.
It would disappoint. :(
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:13, archived)
He's legally barred from setting foot south of Gateshead in case he catches SOUTHERN.

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:14, archived)
There have been many problems with The South

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
well mr cynical, bake me a cake and call me barbara windsor.
it was only because you werent here to give us tales of your interesting northern life that it may have been so predictable. or something.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
show us your pendulous, leathery breasts
Barbara
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)
*swings breasts*
i said i would never do this again
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
JMGIS SO TEDIOUS AND PREDICTABLE AND TEDIOUS AND WE HAVE DECIDED HE IS PREDICTABLE.
I've seen this argument alot lately. It's very ironic.



...I would LOVE to bake a cake. *Cake hat*
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
something with walnuts in please.
theyre good for the brain.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
CAKE HAT.
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
CAKE HAT
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
It's a hat on my head
(commence finger clicking)
A hat of cake a cake hat it is
IT
IS
A cake hat on my head
a hat like a cake like a hat on my head
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
(fingers go CLICK CLICK CLICK)
(whisper) cake


hat.
(CLICK)
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)
en masse
you terrible barbarian.
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
frencher

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
and should royal
have an e on the end?
(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
*purrs and rubs against your legs*

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
ZOMG A GURL

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
*REPLIES HARD!*

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
*purrs and rubs against the contents of your fridge*

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
HURR HURR

(, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)