cardiff
tonight anyone?
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

You can have it I am not using it

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)

Who are you?
What the criminey is going on here?


Is this a bandwagon? I am completely lost.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)

*hands paper bag*
Here, breathe into this. Normal service will resume shortly.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

I decided not to look at at b3ta today between 12pm and 2pm today as I basically can imitate it in my mind when I am not here. It goes as follows:
a) OMG what did you have for lunch?
b) "Girl": *Something that a fucking child and/or cat would do. As it apparently seems "cute"*
c) Boys reply on mass to point B.
d) Poetry. Boring fucking poetry.
e) OMG what did you have for lunch?
f) "My job is shit. I am so bored."
g) MySpace link
h) BBC Link
i) A link which is on /links
j) Crossposting
k) That BBC link again


...and so forth, repeat 'til fade.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

I like this
JMG Speaks the Truth.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)

But that is b3ta.
It's like that all the time.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)

No no no..
Once you reach around 8pm it's Piston_Broke lying about his sex life or asking about bashes.


I think I should compile a time sheet of what happens. Every single day.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)

Yes.
THAT would certainly prove you are not sad like these people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

BALDMONKEY!
In Rio he is known as "El Chimpio el Hairio Reeecedingarrrriho!!!"
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

My clique knows more about what they say in Rio than your clique.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:12, archived)

My clique is basically just me.
And ME knows LOADS about Rio.


*Sambas*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)

Where does she dance?

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)

UNDER DA SEEEEAA!!
Or if it's rained off, on the beach.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)

on my glans

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)

Copyist!

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

I quite like the 6am-9am lot.
That and the Aussies coming on from 3am-6am.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)

I'm having a bash.
You should come, you big shit.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)

There'd be hell on if I went to a bash.
It would disappoint. :(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:13, archived)

He's legally barred from setting foot south of Gateshead in case he catches SOUTHERN.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:14, archived)

There have been many problems with The South

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

well mr cynical, bake me a cake and call me barbara windsor.
it was only because you werent here to give us tales of your interesting northern life that it may have been so predictable. or something.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

show us your pendulous, leathery breasts
Barbara
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)

*swings breasts*
i said i would never do this again
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

JMGIS SO TEDIOUS AND PREDICTABLE AND TEDIOUS AND WE HAVE DECIDED HE IS PREDICTABLE.
I've seen this argument alot lately. It's very ironic.



...I would LOVE to bake a cake. *Cake hat*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

something with walnuts in please.
theyre good for the brain.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)

CAKE HAT.
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
CAKE HAT
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
It's a hat on my head
(commence finger clicking)
A hat of cake a cake hat it is
IT
IS
A cake hat on my head
a hat like a cake like a hat on my head
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
(fingers go CLICK CLICK CLICK)
(whisper) cake


hat.
(CLICK)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)

en masse
you terrible barbarian.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

frencher

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

and should royal
have an e on the end?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

*purrs and rubs against your legs*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

ZOMG A GURL

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

*REPLIES HARD!*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)

*purrs and rubs against the contents of your fridge*

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

HURR HURR

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

isn't it?

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

Of course I'll drop everything and travel 150 miles
on 2 hrs notice.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

aww
i feel honered that you would do that for me!
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

nah
bunch of us going on pub crawl in cardiff, just wondering if any body fancied joining us.
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)

It would appear that you want to reply to a post up there.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)

oooooh *holds handbag up*
NOOBIE FIGHT NOOBIE FIGHT NOOBIE FIGHT

ive waited nearly 12 months to be able to say that
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)

shush premlum

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)

*rages*
*rants*
*hyperventilates*
*blacks out*
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:03, archived)

*unzips*
*lubes*
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

see Hysteria for lube
its been in his back pocket for two million light years
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)

*waves*

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*

( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

I'm not going near him
He's talking about some bloke called Abaddon and I'd rather not get involved


ANYWAY! You're supposed to be unconscious

*chloroforms*
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

I was confused at first,
then I read the post you were replying to, and I laughed
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)

sir
i challenge you too a duel, hand bags at dawn
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

Can we make it about 11am?
I won't be up at dawn.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)

You're replying to yourself

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)

It's because he's 2 people.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)

Clever

( Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:03, archived)

gosh no
isn't it a bit dangerous there what with the rift in the universe and all, I might get mugged by a cyberman.

blimey that was a bit geeky wasn't it I only watches the first couple of episodes as well
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)

you're allowed to be geeky* if you're a girl
*well, only a little
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:03, archived)

I am not really very geeky though
I am just not very cool.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)

see, those people below can be laughed at,
because they're seriously carrying on this topic...
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)

half of it was destoryed by some big demon anyway

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)

This.
The end of that episode was a bit pathetic.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)

And...and...and!
Abaddon might turn up, and he can kill people just by standing over them.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)