Go north

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

YOU GO NORTH.
THERE IS THE VICIOUS WARG HERE.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Eat kettle

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

YOU EAT THE KETTLE, BUT ITS DEFENCE IS TOO STRONG.
THE KETTLE CLEAVES YOUR SKULL.

YOU ARE DEAD.

YOU HAVE COMPLETED 0.8% OF THIS ADVENTURE.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

TYPE "KILL WARG"
SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND "WARG"
( custard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

> Examine warg
You see nothing special.

The warg kills you.

You are dead. You scored 1 points out of a possible 500.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

>SWALLOW OWN HEAD

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

YOU ARE IN A MYSTERIOUS PLACE.
YOU CAN SEE:

THE LAPDANCER
THE DECK OF PLAYING CARDS
THE VICIOUS WARG
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

> Deal

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD 'DEAL'
THE DECK OF CARDS SITS DOWN AND STARTS SINGING ABOUT GOLD.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)

TELL DECK OF CARDS TO JUMP IN RIVER

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS
BOONDOCKS? BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS! BOONDOCKSBOONDOCKSBOONDOCKS. BOONDOCKS. BOO.DOCKS.
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:56, archived)