I went to a lesbian wedding
(well, as much of one as that state allows)

It was ace!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:04, archived)

"You may now both kiss the other bride"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:05, archived)

I think the minister just said
"You may now kiss"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

Which bit?
The mutual masturbation, or the strap-on dildo insertion?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)

I used to have the hots for one of them
She went on a date with me and came out halfway through.

She was a lesbian already, I didn't "turn" her!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:08, archived)

was there fisting instead of hymns?
I don't know why fisting would be a particularly lesbian thing, but I'm enjoying thinking about it.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:06, archived)