i am going through the process of throwing out all my old crap
so far, freecycle is coming up trumps

also, i have made the finest homebrew known to man *wobbles*
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Homebrew? Alcohol homebrew?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

yeah
it's the bastard son of waggledance, pils and caffreys, and it is feckin lovely
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

not to mention
potent in that way that homebrew always is
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

man, my uncle's an alcohol because of that shit.
Not to put you off or anything, but he got hooked on his own brew
and it's pretty much fucked up his life. I wouldn't go near anybody's
if I was offered.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

we don't drink any more becuase of it.
we just spend a hell of a lot less.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Ooo, I love waggledance.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Waggledance is utter shite.
It's for southerners who think they're drinking bitter.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

It's for people who like it.
It's very simple.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Don't you start.
I like you, but if you keep this up, I may have to give you a stern look.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

you're right
i know you're absolutely right, but i like it

i feel awful :(
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

I'm not a fan of honey beer.
If I want a sweeter pint, I'll go for a fruit one.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

such as babycham

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

Real men drink bitter.
The clue is in the title.

Sweet beer indeed....*mutters*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Stout FTW

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

Basically, anything other than "sweet beer".

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Ideally
all the sugar turns to alcohol, like Jeff Goldblum used to say. If that sugar happens to come from honey then so be it. It comes from something sweet whatever... no... it IS something sweet. IT'S FUCKING SUGAR.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

But, and here's the important bit
it doesn't TASTE sweet.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

It depends
On how heavily a beer is hopped and what types of hops are used as to how bitter it tastes, also what malts go into the mash. A lightly hopped beer made from pale malt will taste a hell of a lot sweeter than a ruby ale hopped heavily with something like Target hops.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

Look.
Shut up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Like fuck will I
Similarly German and Belgian wheat beers have a sweet taste which is rather pleasant.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Alternatively
Bitter men could be drinking real ale.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

I once drank a bottle of mouthwash for a dare.
I felt drunk for about five minutes as it absorbed, then spewed warm minty blue puke all over my bedroom floor.
With a cream carpet.

Looooovely.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

You made me do a real life chortle

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

i have witnessed an attempt
to drink vodka and washing up liquid.

apparently, it doesn't say it's toxic on the bottle...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

The best homebrew always contains
paracetamol
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

we don't tend to let bread go mouldy on purpose.
edit: no, hang on, that's pennicillin. duh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

I don't get it.
Oh, wait.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

i feel no pain

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

did you make it from jelly?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I want to make homebrew, but I haven't got anywhere suitable to put the tub thing.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)