Following on from the last thread:
I did clever stuff over Christmas and moved the leather chair into the office as the tree took up too much room.

www.rantings-of-a-madman.co.uk/images/bigdesk.jpg

messy perfection.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:08, archived)

is that tequila?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)

Not anymore it's not.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

good lord
there's no point even moving!
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

I know! It's fucking fantastic!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

i am going through the process of throwing out all my old crap
so far, freecycle is coming up trumps

also, i have made the finest homebrew known to man *wobbles*
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Homebrew? Alcohol homebrew?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

yeah
it's the bastard son of waggledance, pils and caffreys, and it is feckin lovely
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

not to mention
potent in that way that homebrew always is
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

man, my uncle's an alcohol because of that shit.
Not to put you off or anything, but he got hooked on his own brew
and it's pretty much fucked up his life. I wouldn't go near anybody's
if I was offered.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

we don't drink any more becuase of it.
we just spend a hell of a lot less.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Ooo, I love waggledance.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Waggledance is utter shite.
It's for southerners who think they're drinking bitter.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

It's for people who like it.
It's very simple.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Don't you start.
I like you, but if you keep this up, I may have to give you a stern look.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

you're right
i know you're absolutely right, but i like it

i feel awful :(
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

I'm not a fan of honey beer.
If I want a sweeter pint, I'll go for a fruit one.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

such as babycham

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

Real men drink bitter.
The clue is in the title.

Sweet beer indeed....*mutters*
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Stout FTW

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

Basically, anything other than "sweet beer".

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Ideally
all the sugar turns to alcohol, like Jeff Goldblum used to say. If that sugar happens to come from honey then so be it. It comes from something sweet whatever... no... it IS something sweet. IT'S FUCKING SUGAR.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

But, and here's the important bit
it doesn't TASTE sweet.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

It depends
On how heavily a beer is hopped and what types of hops are used as to how bitter it tastes, also what malts go into the mash. A lightly hopped beer made from pale malt will taste a hell of a lot sweeter than a ruby ale hopped heavily with something like Target hops.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

Look.
Shut up.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Like fuck will I
Similarly German and Belgian wheat beers have a sweet taste which is rather pleasant.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Alternatively
Bitter men could be drinking real ale.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

I once drank a bottle of mouthwash for a dare.
I felt drunk for about five minutes as it absorbed, then spewed warm minty blue puke all over my bedroom floor.
With a cream carpet.

Looooovely.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

You made me do a real life chortle

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

i have witnessed an attempt
to drink vodka and washing up liquid.

apparently, it doesn't say it's toxic on the bottle...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

The best homebrew always contains
paracetamol
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

we don't tend to let bread go mouldy on purpose.
edit: no, hang on, that's pennicillin. duh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

I don't get it.
Oh, wait.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

i feel no pain

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

did you make it from jelly?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I want to make homebrew, but I haven't got anywhere suitable to put the tub thing.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

This is nowhere near as good as the last thread...

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

Your thread was fantastic,sir.
I just didn't know how to reply.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Too kind.

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

You're right. I should be more offensive.
*makes BaldMonkey his idol*
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

That's not messy...
When ever I see a picture of any room at all, I think 'That's far tidier than my room'
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

You've not seen the rest of the room ;)

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Nowhere can be messier than my room!
NOWHERE!
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

pictures!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

I can't take any pictures today :(
Cos I don't have a camera cable for my computerer
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

^wants^

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

That monitor is smaller than my watch
!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

Yeah it's pretty small. We have a 19" flatscreen monitor, but I don't use it because it doesn't match the tower.
that's right, I'm THAT cool.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Oh my,
that is genius.

That is what my house is going to be like when I move out. I want a one room thing, with just a bed and a laptop. And a bucket.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

full of chicken pieces and microchip boxes?
/looks worryingly at bin next to computer
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I sense a new photo thread coming on.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Bah.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/rthursten/bce8d921.jpg?t=1168644112
Old, but relatively similar to the current situation.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

That's nice,
I wish I had space for a big leather chair. I'm just sitting on an armless crappy thing I stole from work.
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)