I get lots of stuff from Sigma Aldrich
They have the best free gifts.
*Waves free clock and glowy mouse*

/Also in Biotech
( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

Bunch of Flukas
/unfunny science joke
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha ha
I don't get it...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

See this
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Yes I see it
It's purdy
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

Now see this
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

Hurrah! I get it now!
So why aren't I laughing?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

I don't know.
Maybe you're some kind of freak, like Nosemonkey?
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

TAKE THAT BACK!
There's a line that you just don't cross!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Back
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

ARGH!
RECURSIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVIVEIVEIVEIVIEIVIEIVEIVIEIVIEIVIVEI!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

Yes.
You're my bitch now.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

*Weeps*
*Lubes up*
*Weeps some more*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

Because your gay




/doesn't get it
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

What about my gay?

Standard B3TA Response 8713
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

Genius is never appreciated in it's own lifetime
especially when it enters the wrong links
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

*points*
Look over there - What is it!?


*SPANGS*

Don't do it again!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

*bu-doi-oi-oin*
/shakes head out of frying pan shape
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

*Belm*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

badum-tish
3 out of ten, and that's only cos I'm feeling generous

Fluka are the Netto of the chemical supply world anyway ....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

They're part of the Sigma-Aldritch family
but, presumably the ones that married badly, and produced a filthy little little of charvs who never get invited to weddings.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:25, archived)

theres
a big fuck off scary bayer place near me, and if you cross their permieter, you hear VOICES telling you to step away from the building
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

ahhh
there used to be an uber-chav lowered beemer up near where I lived in North London ... if you walked within a couple of feet of it, it would say "STEP BACK OR ALARM WILL SOUND" ...

now after 8 pints, that's just a challenge, surely? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Heh heh heh
reminds me of Gareth in The Office.

STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)