the new question of the week
is fucking ace
b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/
( rob, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)

It is marvellous,
although some seem to have trouble distinguishing between sick and racist.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)

although I did like the one that went
What do you call an elephant with a spade...
( rob, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:55, archived)

Made me chuckle the most that one
*texts*
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)

Hmm
we should have a txt forward button on this stuff. We'd make a fortune...
( rob, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)

Yeah
Especialy if there's a disaster, sometimes jokes come via text within hours. Chinese winkle pickers for example, I got a joke about that before I knew it had happened
( Hankster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Hurrah!!
Bah,

All the good ones have already gone..
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)

I'm sure you will dig up more

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)

I'm delighted at your confidence in me...



'ning :)
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:58, archived)

Is that really a good thing?

how are you today then
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)

I'm rather splendid today,
although currently trying to fiddle my expenses so that I can afford to eat for the rest of the month :(

How's your good self?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)

Yay for being splendid
and boo for having to fiddle the expenses

I'm not splendid at all
But am enjoying a destinct lack of snot and feelings of unwellness
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)

Bah, I hate unwellness.
It's nearly two weeks since I had my snot infestation, and it's still lingering on.

Vast amounts of alcohol does seem to help, though.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)

'ning sir
I've just seen your contribution

most hullworthy :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)

Hahaha!
'ning sir.

One does try ones hardest!!

Howz Yowz..?!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)

fine thanks
works back to yawnsville for a few weeks, so all's good really

yourself?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)

Smashing now, thanks.
Just finished doing 5 weeks of expenses!!! Hurrah!!!

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams!!!*


*may not be true
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)

Someone nicked my joke
The one about John Major's cock - I wrote that fucker, and had it featured on P*pb*tch back on the days when I used to post there.

Gastard.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

well done - it's a great joke
I told it to my dad
( rob, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)

Ta

( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)

Fantastic
Some classics in there.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:24, archived)

The search engines
are going to have a field day. When this little lot's indexed, expect a bumper crop of depraved newbies.
( Deebster, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)

More depraved than the people already here?
All the Goatsee referances will scare them off quickly enough.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)