Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove

( Hankster, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:04, archived)

Yeah ok.
Where do you live?
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)

I found a moonrock in my nose

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:10, archived)

That's where I saw the Leprechaun
He told me to burn things
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

Yeh knows what to do now, boy!
Born them all!
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:15, archived)

Everyone's hugging!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:25, archived)

yes supernintendo chalmers

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:28, archived)

ooh let me do one
i ated the purple berries


they taste like burning
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:45, archived)

My knob tastes funny!


"Please refarin from tasting the knobs"
( newg rum n coke, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)

marmots eh?

( Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)