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what is your favourite swear word?
mines cunt, or bollocks
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
Fiddlesticks and poppycock.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

sticks and poppy with my
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
That took some time
But 8/10 anyway
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
Took some time?
Is your brain made out of shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
thats not a swear word

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
Cuntlestiltskin

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
"shitting-hell"
seems to be mine
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
Arses.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
Bollocks is the most useful word in English
But my favourite swear at the moment is twat
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
this
i ♥ the word twat
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

word

/closet lesbianism
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
are you a lady who likes the word 'cunt' too?
I meet many who are not, usually after I've said it for some reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
i don't object
i use it myself, i think there are better words though
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
It is perhaps unwise to say
"Ayup love, show us yer cunt"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
I find the word to be the most offensive thing you can call someone.
I reserve the word 'cunt' for special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
Fuck off you gay cunt
For instance
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
You're a foul mouthed scotchess

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

ss gg
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
Not for me to say
You are rather small, so dipped in sausage meat and fried you may well do a good impression of one
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
fuck has many different uses too
it can be a noun, a verb, a pronoun, an adverb and other things too
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
When fuck is it an adverb,
or a fuck adjective?
I can't even work it into the question as a pronoun.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
What part of speech is it in
"Is it fuck"?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
that seems to correlate with the use of an adjective

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
Hmm, I don't think it is though.
"Is it fuck a hot day" - it could be an adverb there but I think it's something else entirely. I will ask my linguist chum tonight.
By the way if you/spacefish happen to fancy the Pear Tree quiz, come, 9
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
What about the word bastard in such phrases as
"Look at that big bastard house?"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
Adjective I reckon.
Unless you mean a house where bastards live, in which case it's a stacked noun.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)
i'll mention it
but we're a bit hard up at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
can you do me a favour poppet
can you find out if stealer still play regularly at the pear tree?
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
Is that a team name?
I don't recognise it.
edit: oh, might also be a band. I don't recognise it either... but will have a sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)
it's a band
the bassist is a great friend of mine from school, but we've lost touch since i moved, and I'd love to try and see him next time i'm up
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)
Fuck knows.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
to be honest i can't remember exactly
but my boss explained it to me a few months ago, with dictionary in hand, i might slightly wrong in a few of those cases
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
Cock-end.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

Cock Bell
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
a chavvy friend of mine
calls me a bell, they have so many dumb 'words'
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
Like the eskimos having 200 words for snow,
which is apparently not actually true. However it is the case that chavs have well over a thousand words for "an unpleasant or stupid person".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
i heard about the snowman thing
'the book of general ignorance' is quite useful, and interesting if you like QI
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)
Fuck.
It's the versatility.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
Egad!

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)
"Crivens!"

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
Bollocks.
Maybe bugger, if that counts, as I say it almost as I do bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
CUNT

(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
All time number one
most offensive
(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
Only if you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
/Am

(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
Mine's the good old English "Bloody".
No other country can use it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
Wazzack

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
Ooh, that's a goodun, but is it a swear?
Also, Pillock is rather nice, but not really a swear either, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
I disagree
the Aussies use bloody all the time to great effect, usually followed by "idiot" or "gallah"

They even say it on the news sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
Overuse does not make a good expletive.
Far from it, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)
no but they get the context just right
for maximum effect

I spat my pint out when I heard the aussie newswoman describe a group of Sydney boyracers as "bloody idiots!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
I like calling people GGBFS
it's not really a swear words as much a ground up silocone based slag from production of steel which is used in concrete as a assistant or individual type of mortar agent

it stands for Ground Glass Blast Furnace Slag
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
Genius

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
A bit like Jordan?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
yes though that was in the production Iron Whore

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
Ooh, you Geegeebee-eff-ess!
Doesn't quite work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
no you don't pronounce the letters individually
GGBFS

"GUH-BUFFZ"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
Surely
Gu-Gu-Buffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
however you want to say it

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
actually that could b e misheard as similar to coco pops
I should make a setting agent based cereal call GUGU BUFFS

which provide at least 100% of your daily silicate intake
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
Fuck
How to use the word "fuck"
(ripped off)


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Dismay: Oh! Fuck it.
2. Aggression: Fuck You.
3. Passive: Fuck Me.
4. Command: Go fuck Yourself.
5. Incompetence: He's a fuckup.
6. Laziness: He's a fuckoff.
7. Ignorance: He's a fucking jerk.
8. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
9. Confusion: What the fuck...
10. Despair: Fucked again.
11. Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
12. Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
13. Rebellion: Fuck the world.
14. Annoyance: Don't fuck with me.
15. Encouragement: Keep on fucking.
16. Etiquette: Pass the fucking salt.
17. Fraud: I get fucked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
19. Ugliness: You are a dumb looking fuck.
20. Agreement: You are fucking oh right.
21. Benevolence: Don't do me any fucking favors.
22. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
23. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
24. Disgust: Fuck me.
25. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
26. Lost: Where the fuck are we?
27. Disbelief: UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
28. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
29. Apathy: .Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
30. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
31. Directions: Fuck off.
32. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.
33. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it.
34. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."
It can be political: "Fuck Blair!"
(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)
To apologise for the huge post check this:-
Pulp Fiction Fucking Short Version www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rXEQ4twCo

NSFW

but ace
(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)
parpenpoxerypimpledick

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)