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In some sort of karmic balance to Tricky inventing something whizzy and engineery
I just did my best spastic of quite some time.

I was walking around the house staring at a plan. Only it is a plan of how the house will be, not how it currently is, and I walked straight into a wall where a door currently isn't.

Bow down before my spazzness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
That's possibly the spazziest thing I've ever heard.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
THICKY POST TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
IT'S THICKY TO WALK AROUND
TO WALK AROUND
THIS HOUSE, THE GROUNDS
IT'S THICKY!
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
THICKY THICKY THICKY THICKY.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
and thus the balance of the universe is restored.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
That does stand out as one above others
Not one to be proud of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
I do hope the house has the secret passages all planned out.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
I was planning the location of the secret trapdoor with the slide down into the cellar.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
super fun happy slide!
I want one in my house
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
When I was a kid that was all I wanted.
Except it was less a trapdoor with a slide to the cellar, & more a slide from my top bunk all the way to the kitchen table.
And a whole secret underground house that my parents didn't know about.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
You are Wallace
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
FUCKING CHEESE GROMIT, YOU'VE FORGOT THE FUCKING CHEESE YOU USELESS CUNT DOG!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
/fucking loves Wallace and Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
And me
might watch the wererabbit film later
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
I need to get that on DVD
and watch the dogfight bit over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
oh doctor
you made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
*bows down*
*smacks head on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
*applaudes*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnngghh

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
Fortunately I was wearing my padded spack helmet
and big clompy mong shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
I hope so very much that Mrs. Bolic was there to laugh heartily at you.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
I'm sure she'd be laughing with him
and not at him. That would be mean.

God I actually almost believed that as I typed it.


*falls off sofa laughing again*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
I felt a little mean on the weekend after wetting myself laughing
at Ella. She was in a strop & marching down the hall towards the lounge door, I was sitting on the sofa watching.
As she reached the door she tripped over & just fell flat & disappeared behind the side of the sofa. It was a classic comedy fall.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
I laugh at reece all the time.
the best one was when he was sent to the naughty corner...he stormed off into the living room and slammed the door behind him. We heard a thud and an 'OWWWWWWW!'

The vibrations of the door slamming had dislodged the cover off the electric meter box, and with perfect timing it fell and bopped him on the head just as he sat down.

I wee'd myself laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
Laughing at kids is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
Sadly she's in frogland so there were no witnesses.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
dufus

(Dangermouse., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
And you posted it in
A new thread.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
You are the Mighty King Of Spazz
*kneels before you*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
mmmmmnnnnnnggg

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
*mong claps*
Peeheeeheee.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
Pffft
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
Hahah
That's possibly the bestest thing ever.

I'm laughing doubly hard because I know full well I'd have done exactly the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)