Whats the magic word?

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)

Fellatio

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)

hahah
we could post you some.
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

Thats a good idea. in return for some dried beef jerky you get nice sweeties

( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

mnyah, but you're not allowed to post meat
or have it from outside the EU into the EU.

Or summink
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

there's a butcher's near-ish to me
that imports LOADS of afrikan meats, Zebra and Springbok and so on, both as fresh and as jerky/biltong
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

Clammy, for the last time, London Zoo is NOT a fast food eatory.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'd see it more as an exotic farm shop.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)

Dude I said Near-ish to me
not fucking MILES away in stinky london
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

that sounds fecking ace!
kudu is tasty and I would love to try zebra. laarverly.
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)

There's one in Camby
Up Mill Road
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)

Its good but its not good enough
Biltong!

Hahahaha
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)

I had some biltong recently.
It was like chewing my wallet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)

beef and peri peri flavoured wallet
mmmmmm.
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)

With salt.

(53020, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

Precisely.
Salty wallet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong-tong.
Bil-tong, bil-tong, bil-tong-tong,
Bil-tong, bil-tong-tong.
I am the Safricaaaaan!

/tune of The Musicman
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)

I yam the Safricaaaaaan Ay cim from far awey
Wort cin yew play?
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'd have thought bil-tong iddle i po
in Spike Milligan's voice.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)

OK.
Mine'll be the b-side of yours :)

We'll make miwwions!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)