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I think the proportion of women on here who aren't shit
is quite a bit lower than the proportion of men boys on here who aren't shit.

And when the non-shit women aren't around, the boys start misbehaving like mummy's left them with a chav slag babysitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
Gaz me pictures of your tits

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
This would be hilarious satire
if it weren't for the fact that you clearly are exactly the sort of drooling spotty teenager that gets JMG's knickers in a twist and makes the board more and more like an AOL chatroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
ZOMFGPWNED!!111etc!!1 and so on and so forth

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
I think we should all go to an AOL chatroom

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
Wouldn't that require
giving some money to AOL for the privilege?
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
That's the room for Southerners.
Thick queers who all think they're in a Guy Ritchie movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
shut it
or the guv'nor will kick out down the apples and pears
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
I'm not that bad
am I?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
I have no idea.
You blur into all the other spotty teenage n00bs and you happen to be here and typing so you get all the blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
I'm 23 and I've been on here for 11 months.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
Sorry about that.
Blurry blurry blur.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
I think it's amusing that 23 year olds
think they are so mature compared to 19 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
I think it's amusing that a man who consistently talks about tit sweat
questions my maturity
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
*fetches your pipe and slippers*

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
*waggles nearly empty glass of port and makes 'harumphing' noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
You know what the doctor said
it needs to be warmed first
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
The idea of being left alone with a chav slag babysitter
who would take advantage of my sexual naivity and prepubescent, hairless genitalia fills me with an excitement that I find hard to describe.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
but girls talk about fluffeh tiem and go on about their lives like anyone gives a fuck!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
That's why I cunningly and deviously said 'women'.
And I reckon the fluffeh ratio is:

20% girls
20% gays
60% teenage boys pretending to be gays or vainly trying to impress the girls

/judging people is great ... it reminds me how great I am
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
How is being gay going to impress a girl?
I'm terrified over how you must have fell in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
Bloodhound Gang: I wish I was Gay So I Could Get Chicks... or something

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

gay queer

i wish i was queer so i could get chicks
dig guys that are queer
guys that don't dig chicks
that don't dig guys like me
see i'm not queer i'm too ugly
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
they clumsily mistake 'gay'
for 'sensitive'
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
I got here just in time to see shambles kicking off?
goody
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
It was an 'or', not an 'and'.
But you're right ... my love for you is causing me untold sexual confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
I love it when you get indignant

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)