"Hurrah", "Excellent", "Wahey" are all inspired choices.
Your good lady would be most heartened by any of them.
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29,
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"are you done yet?"
is one i might try from outside arms length
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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I suggest
'Look at the size of your fanny now!'
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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ginger black
/insert different race as appropriate
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33,
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My Dad said
"My mum's cooked me a roast dinner. I'll be back in a couple hours".
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Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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He'd already made himself pretty unpopular
By trying to take the gas and air off her.
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Psycho Eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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*raises eyebrows*
Also enjoy when she tells the doctor or midwife to fuck off :oP
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jenpots, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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That is how it happens every time I dream of the birth actually
It'll be a home birth so it's probable I'll have my laptop on with /talk open.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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Pffft
There are worse bashes booked in
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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