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"Hurrah", "Excellent", "Wahey" are all inspired choices.
Your good lady would be most heartened by any of them.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
"are you done yet?"
is one i might try from outside arms length
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
Pfft.
I dare you.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
I suggest
'Look at the size of your fanny now!'
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
Or "Fucking hell it's ginger!" as it's crowning

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
ARF!

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

ginger black

/insert different race as appropriate
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
a braAhhn bay-by
/waynetta whats'ername
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
Turn your head sideways and say she looks like cherie blair

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
"Right love, I'm of down the pub. See you in a bit."

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
This is what my dad did with the three of us.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
My Dad said
"My mum's cooked me a roast dinner. I'll be back in a couple hours".
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
Pffft
I bet he was popular.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
He'd already made himself pretty unpopular
By trying to take the gas and air off her.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
*raises eyebrows*
Also enjoy when she tells the doctor or midwife to fuck off :oP
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
*books you to be near Luton in February*

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
With how quick you drop 'em (So to speak) I couldn't get there in time!
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
I'll phone you for the encouraging noises then
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
You should bring a laptop and post on b3ta.
We'll all encourage you.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
That is how it happens every time I dream of the birth actually
It'll be a home birth so it's probable I'll have my laptop on with /talk open.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
Haha excellent.
It cant go wrong.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
Good god.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
Another first for /talk to look forward to

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
Shall I put it on the calender for the 7th Feb?

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
Pffft
There are worse bashes booked in
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)