what's the vue cinema in gunwarf like?
is it a chav-infested hole? or worth a visit?
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

Depends on the film.
It's no worse than the Odeon or the one in Port Solent.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Surely a cinema is a cinema?
As long as it plays films and the seats aren't sticky or something, what's the difference?
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

Chavs throwing food at you,
talking through the film and kicking the back of your seat.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Yeah, but you can get the usher to throw them out.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

you have not experienced the uber-chav yet, it seems.
a being so pikey that they defy all reason and decency.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

But the usher is their chavvy mate
who has let them in free.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Yeah, right :)
I do enjoy being set upon by a chav and his mates on my way back to the car park.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Ah, this is the advantage of being a wimmins.
People are less likely to hit you.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

you reckon?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

This.
I punch women. It gives me a hard-on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

not when ALL the clientelle are like this
plus they'll wait outside and kick your head in

I've stopped going to cinema chains because of this
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

Blimey.
I'm glad I've never met anyone like that.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

some of them have shitty seats
and are populated by chavtwats, so are worth avoiding
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

I'm guessing "Chav".
I have no basis for this assumption, but for a fleeting visit to Portsmouth at night.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

I love you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

since then there are alot of pregnant woman in portsmouth

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

You may laugh, but there are 3 pregnant ladies
in my department at the moment. INCLUDING one based in Paris.

I'm getting the blame for all of them in the office :(
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

it's best you contain your nether regions in clingfilm
for the good of all females of a breeding age around you. I'm surprised I'm not preggers, to be honest - I hugged you when you left.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

via FTP?
Fish Transfer Protocol?
(Dangermouse., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)