This is yet to be created.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)

No.

( LC! lyk omg, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)

Well no,
you'll be thinking this.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)

JUST BECAUSE I AM HORRENDOUSLY CLEVER.
Oh ffs, how long must I pretend to be arrogant for? :(
( LC! lyk omg, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)

'If we shaved Davina McCall's head we could fuck her and pretend she was Patrick Stewart'?
Why, yes.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)

I can't breathe.
You utter shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)

:)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)

Neither could Davina.

( Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)

I would love to claim mindpiss
but it would be a lie, and I'm too busy lolling like a mong.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)

aaaarrrgh
I was talking to Patrick Stewart last weekend.
Now I have a horrible mental image, and next time I see him I shall have the Fear.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

Imagine him pregnant and presenting Big Brother.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

that's just it
he'd be a lot better at it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)

I think a pregnant Patrick Stewart
would add gravitas and respectability.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)

The voice would be a massive improvement.
The light reflection might be a drawback, though.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)

ahahahahaha
you bastard
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)

What would the world look like if everyone had hairy eyes?

( Druid, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)