i particularly like how he makes out like I am the one in the wrong
whenever i even vaguely suggest that he has done ANYTHING that i have personally seen him do.
fair play to him.
i imagine that this is how rapists persuade their victims that it is their faults, not the rapists.
i genuinely do.
so well done webclam AKA dangermouse.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

"our little secret?"

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)

you have to understand that Webclam AKA dangermouse
has genuinely asked women off this board, and others, for sex in exchange for money,
he has asked for photos of women OFF THIS BOARD in situations that the average man would consider at least a little bit porny,
and there is a whole list of stuff,
but because he denies it so fervently,
makes out that he is so innocent,
the women involved don't really talk about it,
and he gets away with it in such a way that basically makes ME out to be the bully and the one in the wrong.
well,
all i can say is,
well done webclam AKA dangermouse.
well done.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

I remember ages back
Apparently he put stalker in his signature or something. I've met the man though, he seemed quite normal to me. Then again people say the same about Chris Langham.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

i am absolutely certain that he is entirely bearable and maybe even likeable in real life.
it's just very difficult to take him seriously, given the histroy which i know to be a fact, yet whenever i mention anything even vaguely resembling it, he will deny and claim that i am a massive twat, cunt, tosser etc.
i admire the man in a way, for being able to subvert stuff so brilliantly, but at the same time, he is exactly what is wrong with the internet and indeed society. and i don't say that lightly, i genuinely believe that.
but if people want to believe his nonsense, who am i to stop them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

The best way to get around someone
Is to have them underestimate you. So, when the time is right you can strike and completely surprise them.
/May be cribbed from Sun-Tzu.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

i plan entirely to just avoid the manipulative pervert to be honest.
i won't shy away from describing him for what he genuinely is though.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

Don't blame you fella
Although I get the sense he may turn up at the next hoodbutter bash. Shall I ask him about this, or just leave it? Or perhaps walk round barefoot and try and catch him having a crafty wank?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

make sure you are standing behind the captain when you do so.
cant imagine webclam getting physical, but if nothing else CHB will be a very effective splash guard when the drink comes out of his nose..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)

anyone who believes his bullshit can go eat the shit themselves,
it's up to them.
i genuinely have nothing to gain from pointing out his perversity and filth, if people want to willingly join in to it, that's up to them, i really don't mind.
i'm just put out when he denies that that's what he's up to.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

yep, heard all that from a couple of other reliable sources
just curious what he said to you to wind you up like this?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

i guess i'm just fed up of that sort of person getting away with it all the time,
but if people here want to fall for it then fair enough,
you can't change idiots.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

hehe
tru that.. and sadly beating them with sticks is classed as assault..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

people will always be manipulated by such perverted fucking sods.
there is nothing that we can change about that.
and i'm sure he will describe me as all names under the sun,
which is fair enough in retort,
but i'm not planning on meeting anyone off here, and he can carry on doing what he wants, i will just describe what i see and what i've been told.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

Why is this so important to you?
It's not like this is real life. I say all sorts of ridiculous things in here.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

i am usually fine with internet nonsense,
i just feel that people should be warned when there is genuine internet perversion on the prowl.
the sort that perves on young girls, collects photos of people's missus's's's and is generally incredibly dodgy while blaming other people.
i'm not saying that you shouldn't meet the man, eat with the man and generally enjoy yourself with the man, but please, be careful. he is genuinely dodgy as far as any conversation with internet girls of the time has told me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

What if they are coated in a thin layer of foam rubber?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

coating people in a thin layer of foam rubber is both:
more perverted than webclam

And

murder by suffocation.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

*pouts*
That's no fun...
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)