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Gah! So many fireworks!
/curmudgeon
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
Oh,
I thought the nazis had tried to invade again.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
again?
did i miss something?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
iNDEED
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/adorationofthejapseye.jpg
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)


(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
unusual

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
..it's supposed to be an amusing jape

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
They're rather loud

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
They're rather distracting too.
But for all that, I can't see any of the fuckers.

snot fair
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
It's too early
Theyre all gay. I had trick-or-treaters a week early too.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
it's the nearest saturday to bonfire night
you miserable git
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
they scare my cats!
and they were all on catnip so they were freaking.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
I'm now imagining your cats
as Vietnam vets having bad trips
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
A cat
with the thousand yard stare?

*they came out the trees man.... they came out the trees.*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN!
YOU WEREN'T THERE!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
my guinea pigs were fine with them
I got home and peeped in their hutch. I'd clearly just woken them up and they gave me a "What the fuck was that in aid of?" look
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
You give your cats drugs
then blame the fireworks for the freaking out?

That's like saying it's my fault my housemates had a bad trip when I came home from a fancy dress party dressed as the devil when they were in the middle of an acid trip.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
good point

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
I like them
I went to a bonfire and firework display at a church. People brought fireworks then a couple of organisers set them off.

The best thing about fireworks is buying them. It's so surreal, you ask for bang ones and fizz ones and sparkly ones. It's like being five again.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
too many, too long, too early
*grumbles*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
You done too much much too young
You're married with a kid when you could be having
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
..a pint at the pub with some mates?
a nice dream, but doomed, sadly
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
"fun with me" is what's missing
but I didn't want to seem like a big gayer so cut the "with me" a little too effectively.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
I was on the A14 last night going home
and could see loads going off in the distance. They look a bit rubbish from 2 miles away, with miles of blackness round them.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
I've just got home
from going to a display up in London. It was great.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
I watched the fireworks display
2 doors down did in their back garden and laughed lots when one of their rockets went up then straight over the fence into next door and set off their car alarm. They had some bloody good fireworks it must have cost them a small fortune.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)