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Lloyds Pharmacy is quite intimidating for some people.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
PRECISELY

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
Especially their free diabetes tests
The male nurse asked me to drop my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
that's the only reason Shambles is diabetic

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
I never go to Llyods because unlike Boots when you go in for the
morning after pill they give you the 20 questions.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
Eh?
What sort of questions? 'have you really had sex, you ugly trout?'

Is it free, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
No it's only free from the Doctor or from the Brooke.
It's stuff like "do you regularly have unprotected sex?" "can I interest you in the Pill or other long term contraception?" "is it a long term partner?" "are you up to date with STI checks?" etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
Rather than just tutting and mumbling 'slag'?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
Indeedy. I once got asked why I needed it, WHY DO YOU THINK, YOU MORON?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
really?
bloody cheek. Boots just tell you how to take them.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
I've been told that lots of places
ask you lots of questions. That's only what I've heard from other people though.
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
I went to buy a TENS machine from Lloyds Pharmacy
I'm sure the woman said "wierdo" when I left the shop
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
you should have got it off eBay
like all the other electro-fetishists
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
I got one of 'em, they're really good.
Go for the 4-electrode one though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)