Yeah that was a lie. We only get crime scene photos on rare occasions.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:11, archived)

you forgot to give the comedic exaggeration hand signal with that post
naturally some people were confused by this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

Why would you need
crime scene photos in what sounds like a call centre?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

Because we also organise, generate and create statements /. build cases for the CPS.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

Do you know
who this is?
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8521164879
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

No, because it's blocked.
Why? What? Who is it?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

Bloke bought a camera, turned out it had been used
As it was filled with porn. He wants to find out who the girl in the photos is. Can't say I blame him really.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)

haha, that's pretty cool.
Surely, he could just go back to the person he bought it off?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)

It's somewhere in Wales as well
Aberystwth I think, which shows how little there is to do there.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:28, archived)

Don't you live in
Merthyr Tydfil?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

Am I fuck a Welsher??

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

I think you're
probably repulsive to women of all nationalities.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

Welsh
Is not a nationality, you irritating little twat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

The only thing you
could come back with was being pedantic over the word nationality?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)

Listen cockface
Rare is the time that I even bother to talk to you, let alone deign to respond to one of your snidey little remarks. Frankly, I don't know why you bother to come here, and I have a feeling that a Vogon would be preferable company to you. However, I accept that things in life are guaranteed to occasionally mystify me. So, congratulations, you've succeeded in that at least. Now I suggest you go and find a decent tree, with good, strong branches which you can easily hang yourself from. Slowly.

Enough now. I usually don't go in for internet rants, but you've broken that little record. You Sir, are a prat. A complete waste of space, oxygen, time and genetics. I feel sorry for the people that have to share space with you. In fact, I'm in two minds as to how to feel about your parents. Either I should feel sorry for them for having to deal with a complete sh*tsack like yourself, or perhaps they should be hit around the side of the head for bringing a fish-faced genetic mistake like you into the world. And that's another point- you contribute nothing around here save abject confusion and third rate insults that wouldn't offend my 6 year old cousin. In fact, the mind boggles as to why you even bother to carry on living at all. Why not do yourself, your family and most of all us a massive favour by finding the most painful way to kill yourself possible. If you need some help with this, just ask. I suggest boiling your head in cooking oil first and then ingesting hemlock, that should do the trick. But, you'd probably screw that up by putting your head in an empty chip pan and then decimating your Mother's flower bed. Furthermore, I would attempt to compare you to an animal, but I really wouldn't want to do them the gross insult and injustice that such a comparison would bring. You don't even deserve to be compared with bacterium. Not even an individual virus, or dare I say a prion. Either way, I don't know what God was thinking when he made you. He may have been having an off day, or you are a shining example of His quirky sense of humour. If this is the case, it's not so much quirky, as warped. You don't deserve to exist, you should be dead. You shouldn't even have been born. Now please kindly do us all a favour and get lost.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

you spent 10 minutes thinking about that post
and the only thing you could think of was Vogon?

edit: oooh, I LIKE THIS!
edit edit: not because it's good, because it's deeply sad
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

What else am I going to do at the tail end of a nightshift?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

have you given serious thought to jumping off a tall building on fire?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

If I had a parachute...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

Vogon?
Loser.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

The only thing you
Could come up with was being pedantic over the word "Vogon?"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

I only
got to that point in your post.

Writing out a post that long was a bit fucking pointless when most people tire of you after a few words?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

Pfft.
This looks like it's boiling down to Jerry Springer retorts.

Just with a thesaurus.
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)

Jim
If he bothers you that much there's an "Ignore" link directly under his name.

*Hints*
( Lord Gnome, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

Perhaps this would be a good idea
I've never really shouted at anyone over the internet before. However, it appears to have worked.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

No it hasn't
I guarantee you it hasn't at all.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

I noticed
Oh well *clickity*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

bet you didn't really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssss.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

blah blah blah
Shut up Piston, you boring shit.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)

[witless ill-informed comeback suggesting you do a menial job]

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

lolteaboy

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)

I await with baited breath
The day you get your first job.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)

I sincerely hope you mean "bated"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)

Not sure I follow you there...
Unless you're comparing me with sperm-breath down the page.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

4. with bated breath, with breath drawn in or held because of anticipation or suspense:
dictionary.reference.com/browse/bated
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

Oh, right
Thought you meant "masturbated". Duly noted.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

I aim to educate as well as entertain

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)

Nice to see someone
Still giving a shit about Reithian values.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

355 days to christmas

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

Isitchristmas.com
Predictably enough says no.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

gosh, really?
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=isitchristmas.com&p=2
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

Which sperm breath?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

The one who talked about how best to fellate yourself.
Despite how... odd my mind is even I don't think about stuff like this. What I would turn into if I was the T1000 however is another story.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)

Ah. Righto.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)