some drink coffee, some drink tea,
a happy metaphor

for sexuality
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)

good point
always pour sugar into a ladies fanny before sex
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

unless you like it black

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

Rassist.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

and a plastic cup
/izzard
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

Necrotising faciitis FTW.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

its exactly the same as opening a can of tuna, only to realise there's a hole in it
and has been for a year and a half.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

You'd put milk in it if you didn't want it black, not sugar.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

He's autistic, he doesn't know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

i know but the milk thing would be alluding to sperm, so it didn't fit

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

or it would fit entirely
though i s'pose you could have said brown sugar instead of white
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)

i think the whole thing fell apart to be honest

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

you mean you destroyed it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)

i'm not off to play world of warcraft, i need to wait for the updates to download(2-4 hours)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

*has warcraft flashbacks*

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)

i've spent the last hour or so installing it
turned it on, and now it wants to download a load of updates
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

yeah, you need a friend with warcraft to give you them all on a usb
it's much quicker probably to drive to the friends house and back again than it is to wait
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

unless i don't drive
or have anybody i'd ask to do that
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)