I would play the part of you
seeing as you are a figment of my imagination
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:14, archived)

We all thought that you were just an illusion.
Ning sir. All is well in Oxford town?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:16, archived)

Tis verily
the little woman is in t'bath which means i get some time on here!yay!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:17, archived)

You would rather talk to us then
share a bath with her?

I admire this and applaud your sense of priorities
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:20, archived)

Damn right:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)

she stayed the whole night?
how much did that set you back then? ;)
'ning mate
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)

He's chained her to the pipes
so that she can never leave.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:22, archived)

you say that
like it's a bad thing
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

Well spotted.
Ning!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Your just jealous
that you are stuck with the same woman, day in, day out...FOREVER!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

aha, but....
ummmm


shit
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Who is she
and what form of blackmail are you using to keep her there?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

Who is she?
You sir are not up on your current events!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

It's Hankster in a dress.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

I'll just tell her that...hold on

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

Nooooooo!
She'll hit me.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

Prezactly:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

neither am I
and as official amsterbash boat-locator I demand satisfaction, sir.

Is it one of us .... or one of the real people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

I couldnt possibly comment

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

right
that's you sleeping on the deck then. in a hammock. made out of barbed wire and nettles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

But i want to sleep with Fenris:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

'Ning
There'll be room for 2, don't sweat it
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

Can we not get a huge hammock and fit three of us in there?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

You got it
tiger
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)

So tell me,
where does Mykey fit in?
/suspicious
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

Ah, it's you...
Erm. Maybe you should sit down for this...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)

What?
Make the most of sitting down while I can??

I may agree to this - but only if I get to be the man.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:46, archived)

Arf :D
We'll see....
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)

Do forgive me
I've been hypnotised by my wife's recent visits from the breast fairy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

how many cup sizes increased?
this is what keeps me going through the long, cold discussions about "starting a family"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

From D
past DD, to E, in the space of a week and a half.

And still perky. It's like unconvincing porn.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

Photos!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)

After your turkey-baster comments yesterday,
you can whistle for 'em, chum. ;)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

I've always been
lovely and demand naked photos of your wife this instant
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

As soon as I get the wide-angle lens
you shall be on the cc: list.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)

This ^


Wait a minute, you have a naked lady in your bath and you still want pictures of boobies?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

/greedy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

This.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha
the breast fairy rocks
shame about the theiving little libido goblin
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I was going to suggest something to this effect
only not as funny.

'Ning all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

In my experience
he appears just after they say "I do"*

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

I wouldn't mind that
except he appears to have given me her share as well.

*excuses self for a few minutes*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)