There is nothing so overrated as bad sex
and nothing as underrated as a good shit
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:19, archived)

That's the sort of thing that my dad likes to announce,
loudly, to absolute strangers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

One day, one day I will
be your dad.

My son.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

I love you, Daddy, but, please, stop touching my special purpose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

All porpoises are special
and they like being touched.

Just ask Flipper.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)

Hurrah!
How can I make my dad like that?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

Fiddle with his blood pressure drugs,
until the arteries feeding his brain rupture.
Et, viola!
One headcase, with no sense of social standards.
On the downside, he will tell you jokes based on his sex life with your mother.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)