Squirrels with tits
beat Enron hands-down.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hello
*gives wedgie*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

wotcher.
*sticks fishhooks trhough your perineum*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

*rubs your scaley cloaca with coarse sandpaper*
How is life with you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

*tickles your sinuses with an unbent paperclip*
Good ta, and you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Splendid really
Not had time for this place much.

*affectionately violates your anus with a ragged sheeps thigh*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I noticed
what's wrong with us?

*tenderly clips through your hamstrings with a wirecutter*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

ham banjo
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

Entirely correct

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Did you get this hideous advert in Dutchland?
youtube.com/watch?v=sx7Ap5_VYmo

It was everywhere in France. Nasty.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

no
Wrong. Wrongwrongwrong.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

Jesus muthafucking Christ on a furry bike.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

In the extended version there's a lot more of the bit where the scary octopus woman
squeezes her breasts and they turn into orange halves and spurt juice. Yuck.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

That's just wrong on
SO many levels.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

I wish that was tomorrow's headline

( RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Mykey will
but he'll think of them naked, covered in KY Jelly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

*thinks*
*spontaneously ejaculates*

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I DIDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE!
( TY&GN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

CHILDREN
COWS
( RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

I battered some more last night
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

Traitorous Harpy!

( RedStar returneth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

I'M TOO BUSY
THINKING ABOUT SQUIRRELS WITH TITS.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)