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GWEN! I'm bumming an Alien! Innit!
/repeat ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
Yes. That is exactly what happens on Torchwood.
Well done.
(__, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
Thanks Friz
*jumps up and down like a happy clown*
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
WOW!
A touchy geek - that's got to be a first on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
Touchy?
I was telling him he was right!
(__, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
Exactly! Friz is delightful!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
Oh,
I do appologise dear chap, it looked like sarcasm. I think I should put my reading glasses on.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
Mmm!
Then take them off again for a damn good thrashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
LOOK!! THE MAIN CHARACTER IS GAY!
WE'RE BREAKING NEW GROUND!

HE'S GAAAAAAAAY!!!!1

WATCH! HE'S ABOUT TO HAVE AN ONSCREEN KISS WITH ANOTHER BOY! A FIRST FOR SCI-FI!!!11

HE'S GAY!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
I've never understood...
why those Bt commercials had to begin with that woman getting a divorce and then a younger boyfriend?

What's that all about?! Could they not have already been married?!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
They're creating the family that everyone can connect with.

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
Because it's, like, a reflection on modern society, yeah?
And by introducing the characters like that, yeah, they're showing they're, like, down to earth with social trends, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
Ahhh....
*understands*
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
Because the adverts then focus
on his trials and tribulations of trying to get on with her children.
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
You just give them loads of money don't you?
Kids love money, I've come to realise.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
^this
if they were hid kids... he could easily resort to beating the shit out of them if they were being cunts...

but instead its saying that the BT home hub allows soft step-dads be walked all over by demanding children
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
Kris Marshall is LOVELY

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

LOVELY getting on a bit now
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
He looks crack addled.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
He can addle my crack anytime he likes

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
Oh god

(__, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aeEyirFjBI&feature=related
(__, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
Actually
he's bi
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
Actually
As far as I can tell, they'll all fuck anything. I wouldn't be surprised if on the next episode, Gwen's getting bummed by the Pterodactyl, with Toshiko thumbing herself off in the corner.

That said, I do quite enjoy this programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
The first series reminded me of
when Hollyoaks used to do those late night specials where they could swear (within reason) and talk about LOLSEX.

Series two is a bit calmer and not solely about who is fucking who
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
And have hideous massive erections shown in shadow
I still can't sleep at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
it's like the cast of Blue Peter trying to do the X Files as a gay porno
seriously, if there wasn't a vague Dr Who tie-in, no one would watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
Except for Barrowman
I have noted he is popular with the male fanciers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)