this is extremely wrong
there should be another branch of the emergency services to deal with this situation
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

hello, emergency services, do you need police, fire brigade, ambulance or someone to stop a lardarsed brainwrong putting steak on a pizza?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

hahaha

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

Can you just send them all please

(Dangermouse., Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

I dont understand whats wrong with putting a good ingredient on a pizza?
Better than some grainy, grey cheapo steak shirley?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

you just answered the question yourself
a good ingredient onto a completely shit ingredient. Unless your pizza bread was made with some rare dough that only exists in one part of the world and on one day of the year and, and just so happens to compliment your steak.

Next you will be saying that you cook up your own freshly made aberdeen angus burgers, buy a big mac and then swap the burger over.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

Pizza is not a shit ingredient.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

I dont understand how pizza is automatically shit?
You cant have had any decent pizzas
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

Tesco Value frozen ones
and Pizza Hut, I'll wager.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Yup
I had a great pizza in Sorrento a few years back, it had a whole octopus in the centre!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:13, archived)

The ingredients should complement and balance, especially on a pizza.
And it doesn't HAVE to be grey cheapo steak, just not the best.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:07, archived)

YES!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'll tell you now
that looks fucking awful.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

IT TASTED FUCKING AWESOME.
There were going to be other ingredients but I couldn't fit them on the plate.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

Thats the poo monster from Dogma!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

All the fart spray in the world could not keep that away from my mouth.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

it's shaped like a cat with a handbag.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

It sort of is you know.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:11, archived)

'Hello emergency services, fire brigade, police, ambulance, people using steak inappropriately or someone spotted putting sugar in their tea?'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:04, archived)

Lord save us, not sugar in tea!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

AMEN!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

"If you wish to report a misplaced apostrophe, please press 7"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 20:05, archived)