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PFFFT!
I tried to dance to DMX's 'Up in here'

One of the things that does is make me fall down. I tried to go all M.C. Hammer and pretty much fucked it up.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
Needs more nigger dad cock

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
I need a what?!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
Don't be coy

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
He's a large goldfish now?
/confused
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
*wanders round like a drunken uncle looking for a grope*

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
Oi, that's my job
I've spent years training to get this good.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
Move over pops, it's time for a younger pervert.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
You're really packing the pool.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
*acts like a lonely dick*

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
is there anything that doesn't?

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
Hopefully your ass
But who knows
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
*drops monocle*

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
Was this filmed?
If not, you should do it again.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
It was a one-out hopefully.
I'm a gansta', not a danca'
Up in here, up in here!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
More video footage!!!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
I'd do it for you
if I could dance.

I was just having some fun and err... fucking it up.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
Well that's what makes it fun

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
I'm not filming me dancing.
just no.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
FINE
*huffs*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
If it bothers you that much
try this
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
Ooh, I remember that clip.
It make me think hurrah.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
that still gets me hot

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
Anything for you, dear.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
Oh that is sexeh

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
I was very,
very drunk.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
Why are you making excuses?

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
It's his story, let him finish it.
If I make a disgrace of myself, will anyone take care of me?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
Me!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
Hurrah, I feel so much better.
I only hope you don't abuse me too much.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
Just say stop if it starts to upset you

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
I'll give it a go
you Geordie madcap genius, you.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
Madcap genius.
I like this title.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
That's not an excuse
it's merely a clarification.
I'm ashamed of nothing. In fact, I fucking rock.
*removes head from arse*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
Ah ok
You do indeed rock you sexy mofo.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
I luff you alls

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
Then Gilgamesh got his hands on it
here
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
whyno will show me up.
I know my limits. He's bad-assed.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
Gangsta's don't dance dey lean wit it rock wit it

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
Damn straight!
*crosses arms confusingly or somefuck*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

*instructs*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
STOP BEING BLACK
and wearing baggy trousers.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
STOP

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
SPAMMER TIME!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

SPAMMER SPANNER
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
Also true.
but it's a bit of a wrench.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
Ain't nuttin ya'll can do
Ain't Nuttin Ya'll Can DO
AINT NUTTIN YA'll AINT NUTTIN YALL CAN DO NOW
*shot*
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
I say
That bally well hurt, you know.
;D
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
Ain't that some shit :D
How's you fella??
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
I'm good
just managed to get back ONLINE. Yeehaw!
I've missed this sort of thing the past 6 weeks.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
I noticed you were MIA.
Glad to have you back :)
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
aaaww
cheers!
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
Oooh! Someone had a serious question for you last night?
Search back on /talk for your name?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
Done
he gaz'd me.
Cheers for the heads-up, all the same.
How's things?
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
Meh.
Getting there.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
OH YEA I'm totally fuckin jammin out to this shit now

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
You are all going to make me lose my marbles
Up in here, up in here
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
HAHAHA!

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
There's surprising.

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
Does one of you not understand silly?

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
Could you repeat that in some form of recognisable English?

(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
It's unlikely.

(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)