You can come and write up my visit report
on a road tunnel sump level monitoring system.

I'm getting all excited, as I'm just about to move onto suitable hydrocarbon detection systems.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:58, archived)

A match.
Next?
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 15:59, archived)

You am teh Siemens
AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:00, archived)

You am teh Cabin Boy
AICMFP
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:05, archived)

You sir
appear to have the dullest job in christendom.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:02, archived)

It certainly has its highlights.
I get to use words like 'flange', 'flushing rings' and 'orifice plates' with complete sincerity.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:06, archived)

If they are the highlights,
top yourself now.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:09, archived)

*covers self in hundreds and thousands*

*puts a glace cherry on top*


*licks self*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:14, archived)

300 pound flanges
Part of a fat whore.
( bloobloo, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:24, archived)

It's people like you
that make me happy to be me.

Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:02, archived)

A probe

( magnum, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:03, archived)

hehehe

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:07, archived)

Ahahahaha...
I sell a lot of these
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:12, archived)

You measure the viscosity of poo for a living.
AICM ... no ... on second thoughts ... you can keep it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)

I can hook you up
with a fantastic fibre-optic fire/temperature monitoring system if you need one.

/salesman
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 16:11, archived)

Ooooh, sounds fancy.
Is it suitable for 'internal' use?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:15, archived)

How does it work?

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:38, archived)

It uses changes
in the Raman-Scattering response (Stokes and Anti-Stokes lines) in a standard telecoms-type fibre to give a temperature profile of the whole fibre's length.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 16:52, archived)