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Rape, fannies and AIDS!
Wahey.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
These are a few of my favourite things

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
Ok.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
SSSsshhh, good morning vietnam is on.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
You dare try to shush Fluzzy
A b3tan better than you?

Headwrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
Good morning vietnam.
Oh, it's the wedding date here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
Oh dear, now I feel all mixed up
Kind of you but I'm certainly no better than anyone. I'm rather a rubbish b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
unleash your army :)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
I'm a bit busy watching Pretty Woman at the moment
So I've given them the night off.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
but but but, you're shit and i hate you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
Yet I rather like you

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
That was almost on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
I agree.
But I'm only agreeing with you because you're a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
There are no girls on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
Apart from mongychops.
The big frilly Penelope.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
2 of the mongys are girls, strange stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
you pathetic irish pandering cunt
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
YES! I HAVE A CLIQUE?!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
more of a CLUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)
Are you part of my CLUNT too?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
I'm sticking my head up your clunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
Yes, because pandering to ladies on the internet is how I've gotten so many sexual conquests.
If I wanted to pander to someone, I wouldn't do it in public, gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
I think it's his way of saying,
I like you and pulling your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
In that order?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
Preferably

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
oh.
well I'm afraid I cant help you in that case
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
I think you need my services.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
How much do you cost, dear?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
No as anyone on the place will tell you,
I'm quite cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
Do you charge on an hourly basis?
I have a plan coming together. You get the mittens, I'll supply the tequila.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
Oh, rofl.

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

WTF
ROFL
LMAO
OMG
WOOF

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
PMSL

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
Bollocks
Forgot that one
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)
never mind
now who's up for some deep fried cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
Pointy
metal
sex
leg
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
SWIVEL

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
South West Idaho Vegan Entymology League?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
But I'll get dizzy & shit

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
Have you considered playing on a busy motorway?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)
Frequently
When I dress up as a FOX NONCE and chase Citroens.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)