I've been on hold to the NUFC Box Office now for twenty minutes.
It's a 20 second music clip, over and over again.


What are you frustrated at in your offline lives?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)

That I have nothing to do for the next two days
although Football Manager 08 will arrive tomorrow/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

Excellent.
I partake in a bit of Championship Manager Online to pass a few minutes by per-day.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

Are you on the guardian fantasy football?

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

No.
SkySports' b3ta league, though.
I'm on one on the facebook with mates where I am currently TOP and RAMPANT.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)

the fact that I'm probably never going to get a job doing something I'm bloody good at.
everybody knows I'm bloody good at it, except employers.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

g something I'm bloody good at.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

this too,
although not being able to get a job I wouldn't be very good at isn't nearly so frustrating.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

Burger tossing?

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

What are you good at?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

Moaning about being unable to find work on the internet?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

Apart from that obviously.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

programming computers and that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

Start your own business?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

good heavens no.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

I'm just trying to help :/

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

well, thanks,
it's just business isn't really my thing. In fact it is diametrically opposed to my thing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)

Yeah, I wish I could frigg for cash too but life's not that easy missy...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

It is if you've got a webcam.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

Welcome to the last 22 years of my life.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

You havent been cool since you stopped being black.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm still a Blackman, Michael.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

Yeah,
what was up with that?
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

Simply get a job at something you arent as good at
AND LEARN IT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

just seems like a bit of a wasted ability,
not to be able to use the ones I've already got.
Not really sure what else I could become good at either, or how I'd get a job in it without being good at it already.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

Just because you couldn't get a job in your chosen field, doesn't mean she should.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)

JMG IS TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL
*gravy tears*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)

I was supposed to go to Coventry, tonight.
But have been LET DOWN by a member of the LARGE community.
There's hell on down at Coventry's Council Hall.
They had the red carpet out and everything.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

You have been spared the suffering of being an away supporter in the nastiest shithole in the country.
You should be celebrating.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

£22.50 they wanted to enter, too.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)

I hope you told them to fuck off.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)

My landlord is a bit rubbish at doing house stuff that needs doing
but nothing else really
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

Lack of money coming in for bills and the mortgage
but in terms of life as a whole, and the shit that can happen, this is minimal.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

I've got this idea for a chocolate raspberry swiss roll log cake thing but I don't know how I'm going to make it.
I'm reading lots of recipes but can't decide how to go about it.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)

push all the ingredients up a dog then kick it in the face til it shits out a cream cake

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

I don't like seeded fruits in my food.
/Official stance
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

I was quite fucked off that I couldn't get tickets to see Leicester at Fulham.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

I have 13 minutes of dull until I can go home

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'll spice it up for you by telling you a story.
Once upon a time

your mum.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)

The Doctors
There's never any appointments, a week till theres one free. I'll be better/dead by then (Possibly an exaggeration).
(kids_will_be_skeletons, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)