If /talk was a game show, it would be called QD, standing for Quite Dull.
Moohalaa would be Steven Fry, and every time someone mentions lunch, Dr Who, or is WACKYROFL, an alarm goes off
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)

I'd imagine that alarm would get quite annoying.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)

what would
your buzzer sound like? Mine would be the mating call of a pterodactyl
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)

Mine would be like the
cracking of orphan's skulls under a Hummer full of champagne
(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)

A dog being hit by a car.
Yelp!
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)

If so, it'd be best just to cut out all this 'alarm' crap
and have a giant concrete boxing glove hit the contestant instead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

That isn't very nice.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)