Just got a crate of beer in
Expect some bloody awful pictures later.

Anyone want one?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)

Actually in a crate, like a pub crate?
Jase is going to die in a minute
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

Well, no
Although I could dig one out to make it all authentic, like.

'tis an idea.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I can't wait.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

That's the spirit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I read that as a crate of bloody awful beer.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

I'm right, aren't I?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

Probably

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

I don't want a beer or to see hilarious drunk photos

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

I have a metric fuckload of booze left over from the weekend.
I am in no need of more.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)

did you host a party perchance?
it's the one legitimate thing about holding a party, your house may get turned upside down but you get all the leftover barbie meat and leftover booze which kinda makes up for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

I've got loads of shit pictures and no beer
Where does this leave me?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I've got loads of shit pictures of beer.
Thats no good.
( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

Have a shit picture of some jam next to a beer glass with wine in it
www.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/jam.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

Thanks.

( FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

Any time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

You're on the side of the line marked 'COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

And the offie is so close

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

a primary school art class?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Wishful thinking

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

haha, beer
great stuff, really good posting there

beer! hahaha!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

I love you

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

haha, thanks
no idea who you are though!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

I'm the one...
with the big coat, binoculars and a newspaper with strategically placed eyeholes.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

Internet beers.
Expect fake internet drunkeness later.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Facebook beer?
"Yay! I can send cartoon versions of stuff to people!"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

No thanks.
I'm watching old Batman and it's quite silly enough.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)

TOTALLY YEAH MAN !!!! DUDE ! LETS SHAKE THEM UP, PUNCH A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM, AND DRINK THE WHOLE LOT AT ONCE !
IS THAT THE FOOTBALL ON THE TELLY? WOO-YEAH, FUCKING [insert American Football Team] ARE FUCKING RUBBISH.

DEEEEEEEEEE FENCE
DEEEEEEEEEE FENCE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

:D

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Yes please

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Yes
mail to:

Lightguy,
c/o /talk,
b3ta,
the internet,
www2 l0l
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)

Bugger that
You know how many stamps I'd need?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

7
one for each day of the week
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

ARSE
I'll just scrawl 'Freepost' all over the envelope and hope that works.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I'm stuffed
I just had CHEESY PIE I don't know why it's called that, it's not a pie.

Just mashed potato and onions and bacon, baked with cheese and a cheese topping until it goes crispy.

Unhealthy I suppose, but hey, I'm Fat. Fatty
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)

I want a macaroni pie!
And a doughnut. Damn eating healthily sucks.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)

I just had a bag of
these.

I saw them in the cupboard and went 'Get fucking in!' while fist pumping victoriously.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

My mum made sheppard's pie for dinner tonight and I said "Buggsy I get the crispy top.", and she said "No".
So I said "C'mon, there has to be some advantages to having a dead dad".

Dad and I used to fight over the crispy top
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

that made me :) and :(

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

It made me chuckle.
But only because I didn't think to hard about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

I've eaten fuck all today except for a very small choccy bar
I should really get some tea down me...
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

Fat lads love dinner
*burps*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

Especially when it's free!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)