Trying to figure out what to cook for a romantic meal on Friday.
has to be healthy...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)

A squirrel
(yeehaw!)
( moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

In a HYUK HYUK DANGNABIT STOLE MA PICKUP TRUCK sauce?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

served with GIT BACK TO YO' COTTON PICKIN, BWHOI vegetables

( moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

A nice wine from the SPITOOOON I SHOOT MY SISTER-PAPA GET OFF MY PORCH MONKEY valley

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

you been knobbing to jolly jack's pictures again?

( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

What about that bird who won a gold at swimming?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)

You'd eat the medal as well, thinking it was a chocolate coin.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

Because of the fat you see.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

salmon
and something.
( moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)

I was thinking this, with a nice red pepper, and white wine cream sauce

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)

or with that.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

For the Cajun-spiced salmon
¼ tsp ground ginger
½ tsp ground allspice
¼ tsp paprika
100g/3½oz fillet salmon, skin on
dash olive oil
For the red pepper sauce
25g/1oz butter, melted
½ red pepper, chopped
2 tbsp white wine
75ml/2½fl oz vegetable stock
30ml/1fl oz double cream

Method
1. To make the Cajun-spiced salmon, mix the spices in a bowl and then roll the salmon fillet in the spices.
2. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan over a medium heat. Add the salmon and fry skin-side down for 2-3 minutes until browned. Turn over and cook for 1-2 minutes on the other side, until browned and cooked through.
3. To make the red pepper sauce, melt the butter in a saucepan, add the red pepper and fry for three minutes.
4. Add the the wine and stock and cook over a high heat for three minutes until the liquid has reduced by half. Add the cream and pour into a blender. Blend until smooth.
5. To serve, place the salmon onto a plate and pour over the red pepper sauce.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)

*salivates*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

*THROUGH YOUR EYEZ*
Lid dribble
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

lol gay

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Lol no thank you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

Add in some green beans
And you're onto a winner there, chap
( The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sounds like a plan.
What time will you be expecting us?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

About, 8ish, I just plan to pelt you with it as soon as you get through the door and then play Daddy, Mummy and Baby spoons

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

Sweet!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

mmm salmon.
and new potatoes and sugarsnap peas yes please.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)

salmon.
not for me. yuck.
( Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

deep fried with chips

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)

batter and deep fry some lettuces

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)

Trout and almonds with wilted spinach and new potatoes.
www.retrofoodrecipes.com/trout_with_almonds_1972.html
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)

She no like Potato :(
This upsets me lots.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)

Swap potato for oven roasted carrots then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

yes!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

*oven roasted carrots five*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oven roasted?
As opposed to what other kind of roasting?
( Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Campfire.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'm just going to scrape my tongue and put that on it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

You're the sexiest motherfucker around.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Isn't it the lighting and candles and tablecloth and stuff that makes it romantic?
I reckon you could cook anything, except maybe pot noodle.
( Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)

You could make pot noodle romantic
serve it on a plate or something
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)

Not when I put it on a plate to make it look like a vegeatable girl getting biffed by a big meat cock

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

In that case, sir
Romance has changed since my day.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

a nice, proper chicken Dopiaza
lots of fresh tomatoes, onions and chicken, mixed with spices and herbs and simmered to make an infusion of flavour

serve with saffron rice, puppadoms and a nice home-made naan bread and you'll be the WINNER
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)