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yes, answer this question.
especially if it contains good fancy dress ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
I am going to a film themed fancy dress party,
I have been given the theme of porn.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
It's an easy costume though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
I'm going to get the girls to touch the cucumber down my trousers
then point out it's not a cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
This is good planning.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
do something from orgazmo
it's not strictly porn.... but it is porn-themed
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
Binky
I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
plus you can dress as a SUPERHERO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
Go as Child porn

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
I had thought of just covering myself in used tissues.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
drink lots and lots of coffee and go as a vibrator

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
Wear an afro-wig around your groin and armpits and go as 70s porn.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
There is always Chobb's outfit
that's pretty topical now. I'm sure someone has a link.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
fancy dress is a pain
I need to find a decent cowboy or "red injunn" outfit by saturday morning
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
ooh bollocks, I forgot about that

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
Jeans, waistcoat, hat.
Cowboys: EASY.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
Cowboy - jeans, checked shirt and a hanky round your neck. Toy gun in pockets
Injun - brown dress with slits cut all the way round to make tassels, moccasin slippers bronzing cream or brown face paint and a toy bow and arrow.

Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
American Indians: the last ethnic group you can legitimately dress up as.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
Ask Kersal Missive about this.
Some students from LSE dressed as Zulus for a party.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
I hope Rathen never sees this
He'll dress up as anything just to prove you wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
no i will not

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
what about an injunn boy?
or does that apply to both genders?
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
I'm just going to bring two water pistols

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)